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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."
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"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"
"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."
"Pasta joke My wife laughed when I told her I was planning to bulld a car made out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!"
"Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat."
"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."
"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""
"What do Amish people catch when they start using technology? Mennonitis!"
"How did they keep the pilot out of the cockpit? With an Allahu Lockbar."
"[At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!"