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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
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"[texting] me: I just left and I already miss you wife *typing response* me: (can you read that to the dog for me)"
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"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""
"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"