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Joke of the Day
"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"
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"You know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by 2."
"What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice"
"Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all"
"Sometimes this earth seems so crazy to me. But I guess I should expect it from a bipolar planet."
"What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm? A rooster!"
"[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."
"if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat"
"I just long for a relationship with someone who doesn't make me feel like I'm missing out on something cool on television or the internet."