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Joke of the Day

"Time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana"

"When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything. Mark Twain"

"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."

"What do you call a cookie without legs? A cookie"

"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."

"Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail? Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies."

"I was gonna tell you about anal But fuck it"