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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"
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"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""
"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."
"What do they call diarrhea at Hogwarts? expellianus!"
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boyscout comes back from camp!"
"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"
"Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog."
"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"
"Today I thanked my toilet, because it puts up with my shit everyday."