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Joke of the Day

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"Official /r/jokes announcement"

"Just updated My Facebook status from ""Single"" to ""In a Trinity"". #wayoverdue"

"Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black. Sorry."

"My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation. That came out of nowhere."

"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."

"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""

"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"

"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"

"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"