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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common cause of feline blindness? Cataracts"
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"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."
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"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."
"I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent. Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night."
"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""
"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."
"You do not count as a person if it's 75 degrees & you're wearing a wool beanie."
"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."
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