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Joke of the Day

"Why was the fish swimming backwards? It didn't want to get water in its eyes."

"Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract? Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!"

"The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close."

"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"

"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""

"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"

"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film? It's fucking Frozen."

"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."

"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"

"I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist."