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Joke of the Day
"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've probably read it before."
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"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"
"What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand? Quatro cinqo."
"I told my BF I dreamt he got me a ring for my birthday. Later, I found a wrapped box from him, with a book entitled ""the meaning of dreams""."
"""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."
"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."
"My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities."
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes."