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Joke of the Day
"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've probably read it before."
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"What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out."
"Just told my driving instructor to put his seat belt ON for his safety. I'm definitely going to get the license this time."
"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."
"The WNBA Sorry, I put the punchline in the title"
"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."
"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."
"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"
"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."
"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."