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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick have for breakfast? Well, this morning I had bacon, eggs, juice..."

"Are you into gardening stuff like sowing seeds? Well, I'll sew my dick to your forehead so you can seed-EEZ NUTS!"

"What do you call a closet full of lesbians? A liquor cabinet! heh."

"What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack? Jeez-its"

"I thought it was a compliment to tell a girl she looked like Ronda Rousey... I guess I should've left off the ""after she got kicked in the face"" part."

"Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker"

"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"

"What's worse than two babies in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters."

"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."