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"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
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"What do you call a smoking hooker? A hookar."
"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car? My car can hit 50"
"I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, ""If you got it flaunt it."""
"What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)"
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a martini. The bartender asks ""olive 'er twist?"""
"What is a small, one story home made of poop called? A dungalow"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"I always used to think my parents are like siblings' sounds so much better than, my parents are, like, siblings.'"
"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."