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"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
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"Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage."
"Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."
"What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog"
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"????My lactose-free, gluten-free, wheat-free, carb-free, nut-free, fat-free milkshake, brings all the weirdos to the yard...????"
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer"
"AKA What's another word for Italian cologne? Garlic"
"If you've been unemployed for a while, update your resume to say youve been a Blockbuster manager for the last decade. HOW WOULD THEY KNOW!?"