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Joke of the Day

"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"

"Reddit's biggest April Fool's Day Joke Yet http://i.imgur.com/aT7QoyW.png"

"Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with ""shut up"" written in every blank."

"You're so vein, you probably think this bloody cut is about you."

"My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA. Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?"

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet? He uses a hans free device"