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Joke of the Day

"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"Some ascetics were headed into the forest to meditate and one shouts ""hey budd, you gonna come seek enlightenment with us?"" ""Namaste right here."""

"[at work] ""Mornin, Margaret."" ""Mornin. You're late today."" [looks at watch] ""Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"""

"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."

"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."

"Big news! Obama read my tweets and appointed me Secretary of Swagriculture"

"""Feeling sad? We can help make it worse"" - online dating"

"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"A salami goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him ""Sorry, I can't help you, ..."" ""... you're already cured."""

"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."