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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for telling me what BOGO means... It means a great deal to me."

"What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin"

"Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear"

"TIL that a Russian submarine was accidentally destroyed by a Russian warship that mistook it for an enemy submarine. Oops, wrong sub!"

"What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies? Nickelback"

"In your will, be sure to write you want to be cremated. The night before you die, eat as many popcorn kernels as humanly possible."

"My mom told me not to hang out with bad girls, she never said don't be one."

"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."

"Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens."

"Yeah, did you hear about the really chatty snake gynecologist? Well, he was good at his job, but I just couldn't stand how he kept sticking his head in my business."