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Joke of the Day
"School is like a penis... Long and hard unless you're Asian"
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"What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher."
"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."
"Roses are gray, violets are gray, tulips are gray Im a dog."
"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."
"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"
"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."
"(Q)..... What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? (A)..... Swim."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea. There are also sharks, giant isopods, oil spills, Flight 370, and Somali pirates."
"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."