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Joke of the Day
"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."
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"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."
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"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."
"Mom , Mom, they call me ""the Cliffhanger"" in School... ... Mom: Why is that my son? Son: Because...[Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud]"
"What do identical stars do? Twin-kle"
"What should you wear when drinking tea? A tea-shirt."
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"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
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