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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."
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"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."
"For my food service workers out there: How many servers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not my fucking sidework!"
"How do you tell a good farmer? He's outstanding in his field"
"What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller."
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"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."