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Joke of the Day
"Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."
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"When choosing a bottle of wine, it's good to pick one with a picture of the animal you'd most like to get drunk with on the label."
"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."
"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""
"Waking up with morning wood is one thing, but waking with Elijah Wood is just creepy. I calmed down once I stared into his beautiful eyes."
"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"
"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"The amount of people who confuse ""to"" and ""too"" is amazing two me."
"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."