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Joke of the Day
"Before I Die, I Want My Last Words To Be "" I Burried The Million Dollars Under The..."""
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"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""
"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"
"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."
"A local bakery caught fire last night The whole place is toast"
"Got a cease and desist letter that says I can't wear my hard hat around town until I learn how to wolf whistle."
"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Women Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""