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Joke of the Day
"A stitch in time... Would confuse Einstein"
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"Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"The ruling that legal papers can now be ""served"" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?"
"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."
"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."
"Why can't Bach play the piano? He ""Baroque"" his arm, and also he's dead."
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"Political Correctness has gone mad... You can't even say ""Black paint"" anymore, you have to say ""Jamal would you please kindly help me paint my fence."""
"If you ever doubt the value of writers, just follow your favorite actor on Twitter."
"Q: Did you hear about the incompetent lumberjack? A: He just couldn't cut it, so he was forest fired."