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Joke of the Day

"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"

"It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia."

"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."

"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? I dont cry when I cut up a hooker"

"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."

"Facebook is like an Emotion Bank People deposit their feelings to save, but usually gain very little interest."

"All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes... Guys, stop, they're whore-ible."

"""one Man's trash is other man's treasure"" Isn't the best way to tell your kid that he is adopted. Credits- /u/theone1221"

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."