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Joke of the Day

"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 Sikhs"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS"

"Why does granny have black eyes? She was skipping without her bra"

"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? Bill Murray."

"What does Axl Rose do before he prays? Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!"

"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."

"What do you call a Hebrew that lives in the Alpines? A Mountain Jew."

"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"

"Poor old lady!! I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse."