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Joke of the Day

"Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners? No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say ""it sucks."""

"What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test? Drool"

"Cat was like, ""I've been trying to call you all day. 8888888888888888888888888884. That's you, right?"""

"If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"

"Did you know Eazy E has a brother. His name is Hard D."

"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"

"What do midgets and dwarfs have in common? Just a little"

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows."

"My mood ring was recently stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about it."