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Joke of the Day
"A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one."
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"there is nothing wrong with being nice, but there is something wrong with being nice to people."
"Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!"
"Why did the suicide bomber explode on the train? To get to the other side."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."
"Can a psychotherapist fix psycho the rapist?"
"How to go indigenous.... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jklUhG1y8"
"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""
"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."