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Joke of the Day

"A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, ""Can eucalyptus?"""

"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."

"I like my women like I like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement"

"Skills can be taught. Character you either have or you don't have."

"How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear."

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."

"Shout out to octopi. The spiders of the sea since 1981."

"The snack that smiles back! Children!"

"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."