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Joke of the Day
"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"
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"Judge: Did you commit murder? Me: I'm a man. I'm afraid of commitment. Judge: hahaha! Me: hahaha! Judge: Life."
"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."
"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
"How do you get a baby into a shoebox? A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw."
"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"
"Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."