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Joke of the Day

"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"

"I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit. I wanted Sirius replies only."

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"Just honked at a red light. That doesn't work."

"When you go to the dentist, Reddit... Don't cheetohn your diet!"

"All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun."

"A Jewish Coffee brand named... Hebrews It"

"I thought I really understood what I was thinking, and then I spoke."

"What the difference between Reddit and other sites? On some of them you actually have a voat"

"I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit"