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Joke of the Day

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"Chuck Norris is so awesome... He counted to infinity, twice."

"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"

"Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance."

"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"

"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""

"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"

"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."