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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two siblings that take your money? Fine brothers"
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"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."
"[just meeting a new group of people] My brain: say something cool and different Me: HOW YA'LL GOT?? Brain: nice"
"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he kneeded a poo"
"Did you hear about the fly that sat on the toilet seat? It got pissed off."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" -Gordon Ramsay"
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"Two angels run out of weed... One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. ""Fear not,"" he says and he points to Jesus. ""For he has resin."""
"My parents were in the iron and steel industry... My mother had to iron and my father had to steal."