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Joke of the Day

"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."

"If you like Christmas so much why don't you merry it?"

"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""why the long face?"" The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says ""it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"""

"What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink? Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!"

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"It's my life. I'll live it, I'll love it, and I won't care what you think of it."

"If Gandalf was a women, what color would her robes be? Red."

"CHEF: You're fired ME: Is it cause I call beef patty's ""beef patricias?"" CHEF: Yes ME: Can I have some Switzerland cheese bef- CHEF: GET OUT"

"Why do all chicken coupes have two doors? Because if they had four doors they would be sedans."