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Joke of the Day
"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."
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"Never trust anyone under 30 lbs. Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars."
"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"
"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."
"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"
"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."
"I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year... Now, it's Election night."
"I was undressing a guy with my eyes, but my eyelid got caught on a zipper"
"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."