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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is like a brand new, shiny penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"

"What kind of fruit always has a wedding_ A cantaloupe....."

"I did two tours in Afghanistan and one in Iraq Thank you for the applause! Not enough people appreciate sex tourists."

"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"

"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go."

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"Do you guys remember that party at Bill Cosby's last weekend? Me neither."

"Why did Jerry Hall marry Rupert Murdoch? He's not much to look at, but he's a great listener."

"Philosophers have really good depth perception!"

"Like a Boss - Employee Gets Owned! Boss: ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" Employee: ""I'm working at the moment. I will send you one later."" Boss: ""That was fantastic! Send me another one!"""