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Joke of the Day
"Why are programmers so consumeristic? Because they're object oriented."
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"Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass."
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"
"A man injures his hand and visits his doctor... ""Doc, will I be able to play the piano now?"" ""Of course! This won't stop a thing."" ""That's good, because I couldn't play worth a damn before!"""
"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty."
"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives"
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"Did you hear about the new Yiddish martial art... that involves rapid spasms and filing legal action against your opponent? Jew-fit-sue is taking off in a big way"