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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A CARROT"

"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"

"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"#1 Joke Voted by Australia My life"

"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."

"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."

"The best joke about vampires EVER Just kidding. They all suck."