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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"

"What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook."

"You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull."

"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."

"What did the one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, theyre both stuck up cunts edit: special thanks to justinjoytheride"

"I just seen a prius try his time on a quarter mile at the drag strip. Ill update when hes done."

"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"So a seal walks into a club. The end."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"