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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a guy with a coconut allergy? You put a bounty on his head."
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"There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling ""I HAVE THE POWEEER!"" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan."
"Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck."
"Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*"
"My poem I dig... You dig... We dig... He digs... She digs... They dig... Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep"
"So a guy walks into Walgreen's. He asks the druggist for a bottle of Viagra. Druggist says, ""Do you have a prescription?"" Guy says, ""No, but I have a picture of the wife."""
"Sex is like Gardening. Sex is like gardening, old women do it alone while they think of their dead husbands. @johntole"
"If you're afraid of elevators Take steps to avoid them."
"If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?"
"WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*"