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Joke of the Day

"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""

"A preschooler refused to sleep during naptime... He was charged with resisting a rest"

"So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . . If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!"

"Black people don't have inside voices, they only have ""I want to make sure everyone fucking hears this"" voices."

"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"

"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."

"When life hands you melons, make sure you squeeze them fast before you get slapped."

"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"

"I wish there was a song you and your friends could sing right after you became champions"