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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"

"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"

"Swallow it dammit, it's good for you Your Pride"

"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""

"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."

"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."

"I recently quit my job as a scuba diving instructor I couldn't handle the pressure."

"What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit? Post on Sundays."

"Another 69 joke So I asked my gf if she wanted to 69. She rolled her eyes and said sure as long as we can 77 after cause I'll probably finish too fast and she'll still need to be ate more."