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Joke of the Day

"Stop making jokes about gay porn! Come on guys! *edit* Here's one more joke I'm fucking serious guys!"

"Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28 and her other arm is just as big!"

"I swear on my momma imma upvote this post, since you sweared on your momma upvote this post."

"You're not cool if you have to tell people you're cool. I'm looking at you, Cool Whip."

"What was white outside and black inside? The White House."

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"my dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant..."

"My wife said the infinity scarf I got her is too small and I said: ""That's mathematically impossible."" Anyhoo, we're divorced now."