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Joke of the Day
"What was white outside and black inside? The White House."
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"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."
"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb? Juan"
"Where do suicide bombers go where they die? Everywhere."
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"WIFE (noticing lipstick on my collar): have you been kissing another woman? ME: uhh MY DOG (with bright pink lips): go on, tell her"
"i get disappointed every time a catholic school's mascot isn't the fightin' jesuses (jesi?)"
"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""
"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""
"When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing... ...either the car is new or the wife is."