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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access."

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3grkqb/what_were_some_positive_accomplishments_made_by/"

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common? They're both convertables."

"Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu"

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I killed a cyclist."

"I found I out I was concieved at my grandmothers funeral... Appearently, my Mum was trying comfort him. Stupid mourning wood."

"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."

"My home phone rang. Weird."

"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."