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Joke of the Day
"What is Robin Williams doing in heaven? Not sure, probably just hanging out."
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"ME: Who is your favourite philosopher? PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher?"
"LPT: If you don't have a SO, pray to God every night and see if that works. If not... try Satan."
"Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make yourself useful Me: Flies away"
"What is the Dothraki font of choice? Kaleebri"
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