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Joke of the Day

"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."

"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.... Unfortunately, it's only for victims."

"What's the difference between a mouth and an asshole?..... Some people can't figure out which one to speak out of."

"Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs."

"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""

"Yo mama is like an Arcade Machine ... put the quarters in the Pussy and play with the titties"

"What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... Uncles."

"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"

"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."