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Joke of the Day
"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"
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"The man who invented PIN numbers and ATM machines has died. May he RIP in peace."
"My GPS just told me to turn left into a cornfield and now I'm afraid it wants to murder me."
"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."
"Everything is rightly confused."
"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"
"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."
"Did you hear about the man who hit my ex? He gold arrested for animal abuse"
"Superman Joke Your clear history button has saved more lives than Superman"
"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"