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Joke of the Day
"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."
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"I want to be a pharmacist just so I can yell ""Now take these suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!"""
"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."
"What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door? It won't be long now..."
"Where does a Mexican store his food? Hispantry"
"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""
"What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed."
"Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa? Nelson Candela"
"What is the difference between a laddie and a lady? One has a d where the other doesn't."
"hello, hello ! 911 ? 911 ? Yes, Sir, what happened ? ""I think my wife's dead"". ""What happened, Sir ?"" ""Well...she's lying in bed, cold and stiff as usual, but the dishes haven't been done in 3 days !"""