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Joke of the Day

"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"

"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"

"What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points"

"Her: how are you Me: good Her: you sure? Me: yup Her: you're alright? Me: yes.. Her: really? Me: Her: are y-- Me: people like you go missing"

"How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!"

"What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis? Eau myyyyyyyy...."

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many ""Wings"" and ""Wongs"" they'd still wing the wong number."

"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."