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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points"
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"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."
"You know what I call a tube that comes with a caulk? A caulk block."
"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"
"Real redneck woman. How do you know you're with a real redneck woman? She can put in a dip know what to spit and what to swallow."
"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"
"What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper."
"Me and my girlfriend always wanted a baby. We tried really hard, but nothing worked. We finally got one when we expected it the least! BAM, over the whole windshield."
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"