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Joke of the Day

"Once in a lifetime holiday ""I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."" -Tim Vine"

"My son looks just like me. With his eyes. xpost to /r/dadjokes"

"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."

"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"

"The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back"

"Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was glad-he-ate-her"

"small joke truth or dare dare order us pizza"

"In the today's news a man was caught attempting to pickpocket Warwick Davis. Don't know how anyone could stoop so low."

"I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool."

"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."