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Joke of the Day
"How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!"
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"What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday? Halloween Halloween Halloween!"
"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."
"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""
"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then"
"Why was the laser sad? All his gas is Argon."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone, Wing wing, ""Halo?"""
"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."