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Joke of the Day

"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."

"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"

"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"

"Why is a river really rich? It's got two banks."

"Ran into an ex-girlfriend. We talked, exchanged info, and she said her ""insurance would call"" me. Someones still carrying a torch!"

"People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard"

"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"

"Why was the pianist so depressed? Because they weren't good at Chopin."

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"

"Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no. She said my ""funny"" status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body..."