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Joke of the Day

"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."

"If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic robber who ran into a bank? He screamed: ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!"""

"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"

"How do you describe people who tell ""I see dead people"" jokes? They have a sixth sense of humor"

"Onion is not the only thing that makes you cry! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face and he began to cry. haha"

"Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? He didn't like getting nailed to the boards."

"I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind."

"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"

"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."