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Joke of the Day

"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"

"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"

"""you create beauty with your soul and personality! and also with not being fat and with using this make up."" - women's magazines"

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""

"BUSINESS IDEA: CinnaBon-Iver. Delicious pastries filled with scarf scraps and broken pieces of wind chimes."

"So my dyslexia makes it hard for me to take public transportation and... ...oops. Sorry. Wrong bus."

"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"

"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."

"[torturing terrorist] [plays EDM] [beat rises] [beat keeps rising] [beat rises endlessly] Terrorist: MAKE IT DROP I'LL TELL U ANYTHING"