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Joke of the Day

"My parrot was hit by a car today His last words were ""Shit, theres a parrot on the road"""

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."

"clever pupil makes fool his teacher PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: off course not. PUPIL: good, because I didn't do my homework."

"Hell of a way Americans celebrate thanksgiving. ""Turkey shoots down Russian fighter jet"""

"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"

"[first day as homicide detective] Cop: any signs of forced entry? Me: yeah, a bullet somehow forced its way through his face & into his head"

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

"1. Africa's the 2nd most populous continent on earth.So when U meet an African abroad,dont ask us if we know sme other African U met before"

"Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him."