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Joke of the Day

"i have a lot of clothes but i only wear like 5% and it looks like I have none and i refuse to wear the other 95% because i look ugly in them"

"Two competing podiatrists opened offices next door to each other... They were arch enemies. Edit: Spelling"

"Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot."

"Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!"

"""I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle"" he moped"

"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."

"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"

"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."